The Ten Vibe Coding Commandments
So you vibe coded. It worked. The team loved it. You’re feeling dangerous. You’re ready to ship real code with the engineers.
Here are the rules you must follow.
Take it from someone who’s brought down production with a git push.
I’ve been there. Actually, I’m still there.
Everyone hits that point where they want to move faster and they know AI is the answer. Sometimes it’s the CEO telling everyone to learn vibe coding. Other times it’s the Head of Product encouraging PMs to get some code in. It can even be a non-technical founder staring at the repo thinking, “we should be moving faster — I’ll pitch in.”
That was me.
You start small.
A little HTML here, a responsive tweak there.
You tell yourself you’re just helping — and you are.
You go a little further.
You have Claude Code build a new feature.
It takes five minutes. You test it.
It works.
You are a golden (programming) god.
So you give it three tasks and hit the gym. You have hacked life. You wonder: can you vibe-code parenting?
Next thing you know, you get a 2am message:
“Please. Stop. Shipping. Code.”
That’s when you’ve officially entered The Vibe Coding Era.
You are ready to hear the commandments.
This is my actual story — except I used Codex and my co-founder didn’t write that. He said it to me verbally.
We both think non-engineers shipping code will play a massive role in the future.
We’re building Arkweaver on that belief.
But we also know you need rules — even though one of us (me) thinks rules don’t apply to him.
Since no one had written them, we did.
The Ten Vibe Coding Commandments (for Non-Engineers)
1. Thou shall pull fresh code before every session
Start each session with git pull.
Otherwise you’ll spend a glorious day building product only to lose it all to a merge conflict.
Merging is a time loop where no one can tell current from future.
2. Thou shall plan
Even five minutes of whiteboarding saves five hours of regret.
Have AI do it, then actually read it.
Or do it yourself and have AI sanity-check you.
3. Thou shall know that code working in local means nothing
If it hasn’t been deployed, it doesn’t exist.
Engineers know this.
I didn’t — and my co-founder still laughs at me squeaking,
“But it worked on my computer!”
4. Thou shall ship code every day
This isn’t a metaphor.
Yes, iteration is faster — but the real reason is this:
Your engineers can catch your mistakes before you double down on them.
5. Thou shall not copy-paste incomplete context into an LLM
Don’t paste random code snippets into GPT/Claude/Gemini and say “fix this.”
Context is oxygen.
Without it, the model assumes you don’t have context, so it recreates the universe for you.
Use Cursor, Codex, or Claude Code — tools with full project context.
6. Thou shall mind the store
Never blindly press “Accept.”
LLMs wander.
They riff.
They improvise jazz.
Sometimes I ask “why?” just to make them justify themselves.
Other times I send their instructions to another model to see if it panics.
This is still easier than learning to code.
7. Thou shall heed the lesson of Ocean’s 11
Never use 7 lines when 4 will do.
(Video reference)
Write short code.
Our rule: no file should exceed 100 lines.
Long codebases drain your context window and your token budget.
LLMs will never give the simplest solution — only the most robust one.
You probably don’t want that.
8. Thou shall use Claude Code or Codex for code review
You’re not that good.
You know that.
Let the machines catch what you can’t.
Just know they are never fully satisfied — and you can lose hours chasing a 10/10 score that doesn’t matter.
9. Thou shall learn from your mistakes
Update your Claude.md and Agents.md after every failure.
They are your post-mortem journals.
Write them manually — that’s part of the penance.
Just be prepared for Claude.md to ignore its own notes whenever it feels like it.
10. Thou shall remember the last 10% will take 90% of the time
Every amateur vibe coder can get to 80%.
You can get to 90%.
Know when you’ve hit it.
Otherwise you’ll end up outside Anthropic HQ begging for tokens.
My rule:
If I try something three times and still can’t figure it out, I ask a professional.
Yes, I wasted five hours proving this rule to myself.
Why Any of This Matters
If you’re a PM, CEO, or Chief of Staff in the AI era, you will vibe code.
Programming is no longer the domain of a sacred engineering priesthood.
Right now, vibe coding is treated like a toy.
Soon, it’ll be production.
But when you play with live (or staging) ammo, you need commandments.
If you don’t follow them, you’ll find yourself banned from the repo — writing a blog post about vibe coding commandments.